To Whomever is Responsible for the Post Office,
I am writing to express my deep disappointment and frustration with the current state of envelope labeling. As you may know, the system as it stands is a complete and utter disaster. Labels are illegible, colors clash, and the whole thing is just a mess.
In light of this, I am proposing a few alternative solutions to this problem:
Use a palette of only two colors: black and white. No need for fancy colors or gradients. Simple, easy to read, and easy to use.
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Why settle for boring old letters and numbers? Use emojis to label your envelopes! It's fun, it's colorful, and it's sure to bring a smile to the face of your postal worker.
Learn more about the joys of Emoji Labeling
Why settle for mass-produced labels when you can create your own unique, hand-drawn masterpieces? It's a great way to express yourself and add some personality to your envelopes.