Letter to the Postman
From: John Doe
Dear Postman,
I'm writing to express my deepest gratitude for the countless hours I've spent waiting for my mail to arrive. Your dedication to the art of postal service is truly inspiring.
However, I must express some concern about the new 'Envelpomageddon' situation that seems to have plagued our postal services lately. I mean, have you seen the state of the post office parking lot lately?
Yours sincerely,
John Doe