EPIC FAIL - Step 3: Apply Sufficient Pressure to Prevent Tear
You're getting close to mastering the ancient art of envelope-labeling, but not quite there yet! In this crucial step, you must apply sufficient pressure to prevent the envelope from tearing apart like a delicate flower in a hurricane. Think of it like a delicate dance, where you must balance the pressure just so, lest you rip the very fabric of reality apart.
- Step 4: Apply Gentle Tug of War (It's all about finesse, folks!)
- Step 2: Prepare for Battle (You know, just in case things go south)
Advanced Secrets: Step 5 - Applying Scientific Principles to Envelope Labeling (For the truly elite)