Step 3: Lose Your Grip Even More

Congratulations! You've made it to step 3 of the Envelope Labeling Disasters tutorial! By now, you should be well on your way to becoming an expert at labeling envelopes like a pro (not). But don't get too comfortable, because things are about to get even worse.

In this step, you'll learn how to label envelopes with a level of carelessness that will make your coworkers wonder if you're secretly a time-traveler from the dawn of the postal service.

Here's how to do it:

1. Take a handful of envelopes and start labeling them with your non-dominant hand while blindfolded.
2. Use a combination of sharpies, crayons, and spray paint to get that label just right.
3. Don't bother checking if the address is correct, just eyeball it and hope for the best.
4. When a recipient asks about their missing package, just tell them it's "in the mail" (even if it's been sitting on your desk for weeks).

Next up: Step 4: Lose Your Mind

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