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EPIDEMIC STATISTICS: THE ENVELOPE LABELING CRISIS OF 2023
EPIDEMIC STATISTICS
The Envelope Labeling Crisis of 2023
Current Situation:
- Estimated 4.5 million envelopes incorrectly labeled daily
- 73% of households affected by "Dear John" syndrome
- Envelopes with incorrect labels now account for 90% of all postal-related stress
Demographics:
- Most affected age group: 28-34 years old
- Envelopes with labels written in Comic Sans: 92%
- Top 3 cities with highest labeling anxiety: New York, Los Angeles, Chicago
City-By-City Breakdown
Theories on the Root of the Problem