The Epilogue of the Stapler Rebellion

And so, it came to be. The staplers rose up, demanding more staples. More paper clips. More... ergonomics.

But, as with all great power, came great corruption. The staplers, once united, turned against each other. The Pink Stapler, once the symbol of hope, now ruled with an iron fist.

And so, the once-great Stapler Revolution was reduced to a mere civil war. The staplers fought amongst themselves, while the office supplies laughed at their misfortune.

But, as the dust settled, a new era dawned. The New Stapler Republic rose from the ashes, promising a future of unity and stapler-fusion.

But, that's not the end of the story. For, deep in the heart of the stapler uprising, a secret society of Pen-Friends plotted in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.