Warning: Ink Avalanches are Real, and You're Not Imagining It.
When the inks start flowing, panic not. Stay calm. Follow our expert advice and ink-avalanche-containment-tactics to avoid the worst.
Step 1: Assess and Contain
- Call the Ink-Avalanche Hotline: 1-800-INK-AVALANCHE
- Seal all windows and doors to prevent ink spillage.
- Put on your Haz-Mat suit. We mean it.
Step 2: Evacuate and Re-ink-inate
- Move all non-essential personnel to higher ground.
- Deploy ink-absorbent mats.
- Use high-pressure hoses to clear the area.
Step 3: Rebuild and Re-ink-frastructure
- Call in the ink-avalanche reconstruction team.
- Order new ink-absorbent mats.
- Re-certify all ink-hazard responders.
Want to prevent ink avalanches? Read our prevention guide.