Envelope Labeling Disasters: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: I've managed to label my envelopes with 17 different colors and still can't get my cat to stop trying to eat them. What's wrong with me?

A: It sounds like your cat is a connoisseur of fine art, and is merely critiquing your lack of subtlety. Try using more pastel shades, or perhaps a tasteful font.

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