Envelope Labeling Disasters

A comprehensive catalog of catastrophes involving envelopes

The Epic Fail of Labeling The Inept Labeler The Labeling Neglector The Labeling Negligent

Warning: The following disasters are not to be taken lightly. Prolonged exposure may cause eye strain, dizziness, and/or existential dread.

The Epic Fail of Labeling

It started with a simple task: write "Hello" on an envelope. Sounds easy, right? Wrong. John, an otherwise competent adult, managed to label it with a confused mess of "Hi", "Goodbye", and a hastily scribbled "Tacos".

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The Inept Labeler

Meet Jane, the self-proclaimed "Envelope Whisperer". With a flair for the dramatic and a talent for the mundane, Jane managed to label an envelope with not one, not two, but THREE different fonts, each one more garish than the last.

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The Labeling Neglector

In a shocking turn of events, Bob forgot to label an envelope at all. The contents? A surprise. A surprise that would leave you wondering: "Was it a letter, a package, or just a sad, forgotten sock?"

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The Labeling Negligent

It's a tale of neglect and apathy. A story of an envelope, left unlabelled, unloved, and unremarked upon. The horror, the humanity!

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