INK AVALANCHE CAUSE 1: The Great Envelope Heist

It was supposed to be a routine day at the Envelope Factory. But then, the unthinkable happened. A rogue group of mischievous envelope-makers decided to go rogue, unleashing a flood of ink onto the production floor.

The factory's usually tidy aisles were soon awash in a sea of black ink, like a scene from a postmodern art installation gone haywire. Employees were slipping and sliding through the chaos, trying to stay afloat in the mess.

As the crisis deepened, the factory's CEO, Mrs. Blotz, took matters into her own hands. She grabbed a nearby firehose and began to blast the ink back into its containers, saving the factory from certain destruction.

And so, the Envelope Heist came to an end, but not before leaving behind a trail of chaos and destruction that would be remembered for generations to come. But don't worry, we'll be back to our usual selves soon, with new, improved envelopes and a renewed commitment to our core values: Quality, Efficiency, and Not Getting Too Many Stains.

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