Ink Avalanche: The Envelope Labeling Disaster
Warning: The following events are entirely fictional and not actually a real thing that happened.
It started innocently enough, a simple office supply purchase from the local office depot. But little did they know, the fate of humanity would be forever changed.
A single envelope, labeled " Urgent" in bold, black letters, would set off a chain reaction of chaos and destruction.
Hyper-caffeinated postal workers, fueled by an insatiable hunger for organization, would begin to label every single envelope in sight, leading to an avalanche of paper and ink that would consume the world.
And so, the world was forever changed. The once-peaceful streets of suburbia were now a sea of colorful, labeled chaos. The postal service was in shambles, the environment was devastated, and the once-clear skies were now filled with the acrid smell of correctional tape.
But it wasn't all doom and gloom. Amidst the destruction, something strange and wondrous occurred: the birth of Ink Avalanche Culture, a movement that celebrated the beauty and utility of well-labeled envelopes.
Join us in our mission to explore, celebrate, and contain this phenomenon. Learn more about the sociology of the movement.