It was supposed to be the most epic of love letters, a masterpiece of handwritten prose, but instead, disaster struck. Envelope 421 was stained with the ink of a thousand midnights, a catastrophe that would change the course of history... or at least the course of the postal system.
Caused by: Overzealous writer, Jane Doe
Location: The local post office, 3rd floor, cubicle 12
Damage: 1000+ letters, 500+ pens, 1 ruined reputation