In case of an emergency, please evacuate the premises immediately, but first, take 30 seconds to grab your belongings. We're not made of money.
Regulations:
1. Fire alarms shall be tested weekly. If it doesn't work, blame the intern.
2. Fire extinguishers shall be kept in a safe and accessible location. Preferably not near the coffee machine.
3. Employees are not allowed to wear flammable clothing, including but not limited to:
* Yellow shirts
* Flowy pants
* Hair that's been styled by a hairdresser
Related Subpages:
Exit Strategies: Because You Never Know What to Do In an Emergency