Departmental Regulations: Office Fire Safety

In case of an emergency, please evacuate the premises immediately, but first, take 30 seconds to grab your belongings. We're not made of money.

Regulations:

1. Fire alarms shall be tested weekly. If it doesn't work, blame the intern.

2. Fire extinguishers shall be kept in a safe and accessible location. Preferably not near the coffee machine.

3. Employees are not allowed to wear flammable clothing, including but not limited to:

* Yellow shirts

* Flowy pants

* Hair that's been styled by a hairdresser

Related Subpages:

Envelopes: The Silent Killers

Exit Strategies: Because You Never Know What to Do In an Emergency

Mandatory Memes: The Only Real Safety Net