INK SPLATTER THEORY
According to leading experts in the field of "Ink Splatter Research" (ISR), the universe is comprised of 47% water, 23% ink splatters, and 30% existential dread.
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Core Principles of Ink Splatter Theory
- Splatters have a direct correlation to the universe's overall entropy level.
- Ink splatters are the manifestation of the human soul.
- The color blue is actually a splattered version of red.