Ink Splatter Safety Guidelines

Preface

Welcome to the Ink Splatter Safety Guidelines, where we document the most catastrophic, yet somehow survivable, ways to ruin a perfectly good outfit with ink stains.

Pre-Splattering Precautions

1. Wear a lab coat to prevent accidental ink splatter from ruining your favorite lab coat fashion tips.
2. Use a splatter-proof glove when handling ink pens.
3. Keep a splatter emergency kit on hand, just in case.

Splattering in Progress

When splattering ink, always follow these basic guidelines:

• Hold the pen at a 45-degree angle to prevent ink from pooling in the cup.
• Use a splatter splatter pattern to add an extra touch of flair.
• Avoid bad splattering practices like splattering on a white shirt.

Post-Splattering Procedures

After splattering, follow these steps to minimize damage:

1. Blot the stain with a blotter.
2. Rinse with soap and water, but not conventional soap.
3. Apply ink remover to prevent permanent damage.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Splatter wisely, and always disclaim your splattering practices.

Frequently Asked Questions