THE JOHN DOE MANIFESTO

TO: The World
FROM: John Doe, Esq.

As a renowned expert in the art of being utterly unremarkable,

I, John Doe, hereby declare my grievances against the following:

• Overly complex passwords
• The existence of bell peppers
• Uncomfortable shoes
• The phrase "no offense was intended"

Jane Doe's Rebuttal Manifesto Appendix