Labeling the Stars: A Guide to Astrophysics for the Utterly Clueless

Warning: the following labels may be hazardous to your sanity.

• The Moon: A Giant Rock That's Just Hanging Out in Space
• Mercury: Because Who Needs a Atmosphere Anyway?
• The Event Horizon: Where You Go to Get Lost in Space
• Silly Holes: Because Why Bother with Reality?