It's not just a matter of semantics. It's a matter of sanity. A label can make or break a relationship. Or in this case, a mailroom.
Meet the infamous "En-velope-ocalypse", where labels are applied with reckless abandon and the consequences are dire.
From "Dear John" to "Fragile - Handle with Care", we've seen it all.
But little do we know, there's a dark force driving this labeling madness.
A force so powerful, so all-consuming, that we can only describe it as: Label-darwinism