Disaster 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Envelope
It's a real thing. We've seen it before. You open the fridge, and it's not there. Vanished. Gone. The family is in disarray, and all that's left is a cryptic message on the kitchen whiteboard: "I think I saw it in the laundry room..."
Investigating the Laundry Room
It turns out the missing envelope was indeed in the laundry room. On top of the washing machine. With a note that read: "I'm not saying I did it, but..."
The Envelope Conspiracy Theory
Some of us think the missing envelope was a clever ploy by a mischievous office supply ninja, who was testing our labeling skills.