Envelope Labeling Disasters

The Unfortunate Tales of the Labeling Impaired

Warning: The following are actual events. Do not try this at home.

• Labeling While Intoxicated
• Labels as Therapy
• Catastrophic Labeling Mishaps

Why do this? Why not?

It's a question that has plagued the minds of envelope enthusiasts for centuries. Is it the thrill of the unknown, the joy of the label? The terror of the unaddressed bill?

Or is it the pure, unadulterated chaos of it all?