Warning: Do not attempt to use these labels in actual envelope-labeling situations. They are for entertainment purposes only.
These labels are designed to look like they were printed by a malfunctioning, possessed printer from the depths of the underworld.
Label 1 of 10: "I'm Not Lost, I'm Just Exploring the Concept of Space-Time Continuum"
More Labels from the Abyss
Label 2: "Warning: Contents May Vibrate at Random Frequencies"
Or, if you'd like to explore the abyss further, visit our Abyssal Logic section.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Desperate Letters.