A software engineer, in a fit of creative genius, decided to "improve" the label printing process by introducing a new font that was only readable by the office coffee machine. Chaos ensued.
An overzealous intern, attempting to cut costs, replaced all the label ink with a "more efficient" alternative that was actually a type of paint thinner. The office was a toxic wasteland for weeks.
A well-intentioned but misguided attempt to use recycled materials led to an epidemic of sticky note fragments covering every surface, including the CEO's toupee.
A "streamlined" new system introduced a paper trail that was impossible to erase, leading to a 6-month excavation project to uncover the original label.
A "cutting-edge" automated system was installed, but its AI had a penchant for labeling every envelope with its own existential crisis.
Stay tuned for more labeling catastrophes!