Envelopes: Where Magic Goes to Die

It seems you've managed to turn an otherwise simple task into a catastrophe. Congratulations!

Apparently, you didn't bother reading the instructions. How... surprising.

As a result, you're left with a mess of tangled labels, a few magic markers stuck to your fingers, and a faint smell of desperation.

Here's a tip: magic markers don't make up for your lack of attention to detail. Maybe next time, try following the rules:

• Read the instructions.
• Use a ruler.
• Don't touch the glue stick with your minimalist arts-and-crafts skills.

Or, you know, just stick to coloring inside the lines. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Try Again (We're not holding our breath)

Fail Safe Mode (We'll just give up on you)