Warning: The following content is a cautionary tale of what not to do when labeling envelopes. Please do not attempt to replicate these mistakes in real life, lest you face the wrath of your coworkers and the ire of your boss.
Our intrepid hero, Jane, had the brilliant idea to label 500 envelopes with a single Sharpie, without reading the instructions. She figured it would be a good exercise in speed and efficiency, but little did she know that her haste would lead to a disaster of epic proportions.
Jane chose a bright pink pen, thinking it would be fun and festive. Little did she know that the CEO's wife had a penchant for bright pink and would be receiving the very first letter, which just so happened to have the wrong address on it.
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