It's a real thing now. We've reached a point in human history where envelope labeling has become an existential crisis for some people.
On Subpage 1, we met the protagonist, a hapless office worker who couldn't quite get it right.
This subpage, however, delves deeper into the psyche of our hero, who's now lost all sense of purpose due to an incorrectly placed 'TO:' on an envelope.
Will he ever find solace? Can he ever truly master the art of envelope labeling?
Find out on Subpage 3 for the thrilling conclusion!
(Or just click here for a totally different, completely-not-related story.)