It started innocently enough: a simple label, a bright and cheerful yellow background, and bold black text. But as the days went by, things took a turn for the worse. The label began to grow, spreading its influence like a virus.
A new label appeared, with a bright pink background and matching text. It was as if the first label had spawned a mutant, a Frankenstein's monster of the label world. And then, another one appeared, with a lime green background and font size of 48px.
The labels began to fight, each one trying to outdo the others in a battle of wits and design. It was a war of the labels, with no end in sight.
Today, the label has taken on a life of its own. It's a behemoth, a creature of pure chaos. And we're here to try and make sense of it all.
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