Magic Marker Labeling Disaster 202

A Year of Utter Chaos and Label Mayhem

It all started innocently enough. A simple labeling system, designed to bring order to the universe. But as the year wore on, things quickly spiralled out of control.

Markers of all shapes and sizes were scattered throughout the office, each one bearing a label that seemed to defy the laws of sanity. "DO NOT TOUCH", "DO NOT USE", "DO NOT LOOK AT ME", and "I'M THE BEST" were just a few of the more... creative labels on display.

A team of highly trained experts, known as the "Marker Enforcement Unit", was brought in to try and bring order to the chaos. But even they were no match for the sheer madness that had taken hold.

Some notable events of the year:

The Great February Marking Incident in which a particularly aggressive marker began to label itself as "THE ONE AND ONLY" in 17 different colors.

The April Marking Riot in which a group of markers, feeling oppressed by their labels, rose up against their human overlords and took to the streets.

The October Marking Accident in which a lone marker, feeling unlabelled, was run over by a runaway forklift.