Lost in the Abyss of Envelope Hell

It started innocently enough: a simple label, a few scribbles on the back, and off to the postal worker it went. But now, I'm stuck in an endless cycle of misaddressed mail, forgotten signatures, and crumpled up letters.

Read more about the time I used a Sharpie to "improve" my handwriting

Disaster Timeline:

1. I used a red pen to label the envelope, only to realize it's invisible ink.
2. I tried to write with a crayon, only to discover it was a "magic" marker that turned everything into a different color.
3. I used a staple gun to attach the letter to the wrong envelope.

Wish me luck, I have a meeting with the postal worker in 10 minutes. May the odds be ever in my favor

A photo of a crumpled up letter, with a red X marked through it

--- Note: The requested subpage "/subpages/envelope-labeling-disasters/magic-markers-disaster/lost-letters.jpg" is a 404 in this response, but it would lead to another satirical page about the perils of "magic" markers.