Subpage 3: The Art of Magic Marker Mayhem

Warning: This subpage contains high-level magic marker strategy and may cause dizziness, headaches, and spontaneous combustion.

As a seasoned expert in the field of magic marker mayhem, I've compiled a comprehensive guide to navigating the treacherous world of subpage 3.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Marker Mishaps

Learn the basics of magic marker strategy, including how to properly wield a marker, avoid marker-related injuries, and when to use a 'quick-release' marker.