It's a beautiful day for a marker-related catastrophe!
Due to a series of unfortunate events, the marker factory has exploded, releasing a cloud of ink and chaos over the city.
Residents are advised to wear their best "I'm not a messy marker artist" face masks to avoid eye irritation.
Stay safe and keep your markers away from open flames.
Or, you know, just stay home, hide under your bed, and hope the madness passes.
For the latest on this developing story, follow us on Marker Mayhem Social Media for live updates.
Ink Related Trauma Support is here to help those affected by the disaster.
You may also find our Marker Madness Schedule helpful in planning your day amidst the chaos.
But, honestly, just stay inside and play with some nice, non-leaky Normal Markers and forget about the whole ordeal.
Ink Splatter Protocol has been activated. Repeat, Ink Splatter Protocol has been activated.