Mega-Corp's Envelope Labeling Cannon: Method 2

**Method 2: The Unreliable Method**

This method involves labeling envelopes while standing on one foot.

We have no idea why this would be more efficient, but our focus groups said it's a game-changer.

Side effects may include:

• Exhaustion from labeling 300+ envelopes per hour
• Occasional envelope-related injuries
• Uncontrollable rage

ประก Learn more about our other methods.