Envelope Labeling Disasters: Method 3 - The Laser-Guided Chaos

Method 3: Laser-Guided Envelope Labeling - where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.

We're talking high-speed, precision-guided, utterly useless envelope labeling.

Because who needs a simple label when you can have a laser cutting through the air, leaving a trail of confusion and terror in its wake?

This method involves:

• Step 1: Build a custom laser system that can cut through 10mm paper with ease.
• Step 2: Attach it to a forklift.
• Step 3: Drive the forklift at 30mph through a crowded office.
• Step 4: Watch as your coworkers frantically run for cover.

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