Missing Staplers of the Envelope Labeling Industry

A collection of catastrophes that will make you question the very fabric of society

Staple-Gate 2018: The Great Staple Heist

A rogue stapler, once trusted with the fate of millions of documents, went rogue and disappeared with a cache of 5000 staples.

Investigation into the stapler's disappearance revealed a complex web of deceit and betrayal that shook the very foundations of the industry.

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The Staple Shortage of '95

A nationwide staple shortage, caused by a combination of global events, left office workers across the nation in a state of panic.

As a result, the world was forced to resort to the use of glue, scissors, and prayer.

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