Envelope Labeling Disasters

Warning: the following are actual, real-life incidents where the labeling of envelopes has gone horribly wrong.

Case 1: The Glued-On Label

A hapless mailroom worker stuck an envelope to their hand with super glue, causing it to stick there for three hours until they had to be pried off with a blowtorch.

Case 2: The Envelope Overload

A company's mailroom was overwhelmed when 10,000 envelopes were labeled at once, causing the entire room to become a giant ball of confusion.

Case 3: The Inkjet Debacle

When an office's new inkjet printer jammed, it spewed out 500 sheets of paper with random, colorful patterns, making it impossible to read any actual addresses.

Case 4: The Envelope Enigma

A cryptic message was sent to a company's CEO, which read "Meet me at the park at 3:14 PM." The CEO spent the rest of the day trying to decipher its meaning.