Mrs. Johnson's Epistle of Rage
Warning: This letter is not suitable for all audiences. Proceed at your own risk.
Mrs. Johnson's scathing critique of the local envelope-stamping service.
Dear Whomever-is-in-charge:
Are you people insane?! I asked for a simple stamp, and you had to go and mess it up.
First, it was upside down. I mean, seriously, how hard is it to get the orientation right?
Next, it was on the wrong envelope. I asked for a letter to the Mayor, not some random cat in a fedora.
And don't even get me started on the postage stamp itself. A faded portrait of some obscure monarch? Really?
You people are a menace. A plague upon your stamping abilities.
Yours in rage,
Mrs. Johnson
