Arguments Against the Panic Button: A Guide for the Clueless Office Worker

Chapter 1: The Dark Side of the Panic Button

It's time to shatter the illusion. The Panic Button is not the hero we thought it was. In fact, it's more like a... well, a Panic Creator.

Think about it, folks. The Panic Button is like a nuclear reactor: it's always ticking, always ready to unleash its fury upon us. And we, the office workers, are the unsuspecting victims of its wrath.

So, the next time you see a coworker frantically pressing the Panic Button, just remember: they're not saving lives, they're creating a scene.