Arguments for the Panic Button: Office Fire Safety Edition
It's not just a button, it's a lifeline. Here are some compelling reasons to press the panic button in case of an office fire:
- Because who needs a boring old fire drill when you can just press the panic button and get everyone out in one swift motion?
- It's not like the fire department will actually respond in time. Might as well just get outta here!
- You can just pretend the fire alarm is just a really loud coffee machine and avoid all that drama.
- Pressing the panic button will make the fire more exciting. Who needs a dull old evacuation when you can have a real emergency?