Envelope Labeling Disasters: Step 4 - Identify the Alarms
It's time to get your hands on some alarms! But not just any alarms, no, no, no. We're talking about the good stuff. The kind that will make you scream, "WHY DID YOU PUT A LABEL ON THAT ENVELOPE?!?"
Here's a list of alarms you should be on the lookout for:
- Smoke detector: This one's a no-brainer. It's like, "Hey, you know, there's smoke in the office. Maybe someone's cooking something interesting for lunch."
- Flooding: This one's a real doozy. It's like, "Hey, you know, there's water in the office. And it's not just a leaky faucet. This is like, a mini-flood, people! Get the firehose!"
- Fire alarm: Ah, yes. This one's a real party-stopper. It's like, "Hey, you know, there's fire in the office. Maybe someone left the stove on... again."
- Security alarm: This one's like, "Hey, you know, someone's trying to break in. Maybe it's the mailman. He always looks suspicious."
Now that we've identified the alarms, it's time to... wait, where's the fire extinguisher?
Locate the Fire Extinguisher