html Envelope Labeling Disasters: The Office Fire Safety Edition

Envelope Labeling Disasters: Because Who Needs Safety?

1. The Great Envelope Labeling Mishap of 2023

It started innocently enough, a new employee trying to label the break room. But little did they know, the labels would stick to everything, including the ceiling, the chair, and the CEO's toupee.

Now, the entire office is a hazard tapestry of colored stickers.

2. The Envelope Labeling Conundrum of the Conference Room

The conference room, once a place of productivity, has become a battleground of competing labels. Who will come out on top? The meeting attendees, or the rogue labels?

The Envelope Labeling Enigma of the CEO

No one knows the true extent of the CEO's label addiction, but rumors of a 10,000 square foot labeling room have been circulating.

Is it true, or just a myth?