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ENVELOPE LABELING DISASTERS

Office Fire Safety

What to do when the fire alarm sounds:

  1. Don't panic! (But let's be real, you're already panicking)
  2. Call the fire department (but only if you have a landline)
  3. Grab your important documents and/or your cat
  4. Put on your favorite fire-themed outfit (optional but encouraged)
  5. Proceed to the nearest exit, while maintaining a safe distance from any open flames

But wait, what about the envelopes?!

According to our expert sources (a guy who used to work in a cubicle), the best course of action is:

  1. Grab as many envelopes as you can carry (don't worry, it's not like they're going to be important or anything)
  2. Run around the office, shouting "I've got the envelopes!"
  3. Proceed to the safety of the parking lot, where you can sort and categorize the envelopes by color

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