When the shit hits the fan, you'll be glad you took the time to label your office fire safety equipment. Trust us, it's a real thing.
What to Expect When the Shit Hits the Fan
Our experts have compiled a list of the top 5 things you'll experience when the office is engulfed in flames:
- 1. Your boss will be the first to go.
- 2. The fire alarm will sound, but only if it's not a false alarm.
- 3. You'll have to evacuate, but only if you're not stuck in the bathroom.
- 4. The fire department will arrive, but only if they're not on strike.
- 5. Someone will blame it on the intern.
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