Envelope Labeling Disasters - Office Fire Safety

Warning: Do not attempt to label any envelopes with the following methods, as they may lead to:

• Severe paper burns
• Uncontrollable envelope rolling
• Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but not really)

Method 1: The Ancient Art of Tape and Scissors

Using tape and scissors to label your envelopes is a recipe for disaster. The tape may not stick, the scissors may get stuck, and your coworkers may get annoyed.

Learn more about this ancient art.

Method 2: The Envelope Labeling Cannon

A device specifically designed to blast a label onto your envelope with extreme force. May cause damage to nearby surfaces, employees, and your reputation.

Inquire about this potentially hazardous device.

Method 3: The Labeling Laser

A high-energy laser that can precision label your envelopes with the force of a thousand suns. Side effects may include: eye damage, singed hair, and a strong desire to reenroll in a fire safety course.

Consult with a professional about this option. Emergency procedures for when your labeling method goes wrong