Are you experiencing a severe case of self-labeled envelope disorder? Do your letters keep getting tangled up in a mess of ink-stains and crossed wires?
Don't worry, you're not alone! Our experts have identified the following symptoms as common indicators of an ink avalanche:
Fortunately, our team of expert envelope therapists has developed several effective treatments for ink avalanches:
1. Envelope re-labling therapy: We'll help you re-learn how to label your envelopes correctly, one letter at a time.
2. Ink-stain removal services: Our team of ninja cleaners will have your surfaces sparkling like new (except for the cat)
3. Mail-sorting ninja training: We'll teach you how to sort your mail like a pro, without getting tangled up in a mess of ink and paper
Ready to get started? Learn more about our ink-stain removal services
Or maybe you'd rather try Envelope Re-labling Therapy first?
Either way, don't delay! The fate of your mailroom (and your cat) is at stake!
Stay safe, stay sane, and stay self-labeled!