Splatter Surgery

Where Art and Medicine Collide

Dr. Splatter's Greatest Hits

Dr. Splatter's surgery is not for the faint of heart.

We've had patients walk out with 37 different kinds of scars.

Our Trusty Surgical Tool Set:

We've got the latest in splatterware.

From the 3000-series splatting saw to the 9000-series splatting stapler.

A Sampling of Our Success Stories:

Meet Jane, who walked out with 14 different kinds of splatters.

Meet John, who needed to have his spleen removed due to our mistake.

More Information:

What is Splatter Surgery?

Our Code of Ethics

Our Research Papers

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