Springer Fever Diagnosis

Are you experiencing a sudden and unrelenting urge to label everything in sight? Do you find yourself involuntarily assigning categorization labels to inanimate objects, only to realize you're not actually accomplishing anything productive with your time?

Well, you might be a victim of Springer Fever.

A diagnosis of Springer Fever typically involves:

• Excessive categorization of kitchen appliances (e.g., "This toaster is a Toaster-Matic 3000")
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• Compulsive labeling of furniture ("This chair is a 'chair- chair'")

Don't worry, we're here to help. Click on one of the following options to begin your recovery:

• Labeling Therapy
• Springer Sprays
• Relaxation Techniques for the Label-Prone