Office Supplies Are the New Pests

It's official: office supplies have taken over the world.

From the stapler that just won't stop jamming, to the stapler that just won't stop jamming (again), it's time to face the facts: office supplies are the new pests.

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Don't forget to check your supply closet for any rogue office supplies.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any stapler-related trauma.

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