Envelope Labeling Disasters

Where the art of envelope labeling goes terribly wrong.

Warning: the following stories are completely fabricated and may cause excessive laughter, tears, or both.

The Great Envelope Debacle of 2023

Our story begins with a seemingly innocuous envelope labeled 'BILLS'.

But little did we know, it contained a secret recipe for the world's worst chili.

As the first victim, a poor unsuspecting mailman, opened the envelope and was immediately consumed by the noxious contents.

He was left for dead, but the real tragedy was the loss of the world's most epicurean cat, Mr. Whiskers, who had been counting on the mailman to deliver the catnip he so desperately needed.

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