Today, we have:
Subpage 9: The Great Envelope Heist
Subpage 10: The Envelope Fiasco of 2023
Read on to see the most epic of envelope labeling fails:
A local postal worker had a vision of a thousand suns, but it turns out it was just a thousand ink droplets.
A disgruntled mailman took his frustrations out on an innocent envelope, leaving it with a label that read "I'M WATCHING YOU."
A mysterious figure known only as "The Labeler" left a cryptic message that read "Beware the postman."