Welcome to Envelope Labeling Disasters, where we specialize in attaching labels to envelopes with reckless abandon, often resulting in catastrophic consequences.
Our team of experts has spent years honing their craft, and we're confident that our methods will leave you... well, not exactly "confident" that your mail will ever arrive at its destination.
Duct Tape - Because who needs a functioning adhesive?
Spray Adhesive - For when you need a stronger bond... and a hazmat spill.
Epoxy Glitter - Because who doesn't love a little sparkle with their envelope?
Why Duct Tape? - A deeper look at the science behind our most popular method.
Why Spray Adhesive? - The risks and rewards of choosing a stronger bond.
Why Epoxy Glitter? - The glittering consequences of our most... questionable choice.
Join us on our journey to label-attach-astrophe, and remember: if it's stuck, we're not sorry.