ENVELOPE-456: The Great Paperweight Disaster
On the morning of March 30th, 2023, Envelope-456, the world's most prestigious envelope manufacturer, suffered a catastrophic paper jam.
The accident occurred when a rogue stapler, known only as "Stapler-9000", malfunctioned and stapled 456 envelopes to the floor of the main factory, causing a chain reaction of paper weights to come crashing down.
Causes of the Disaster
- The Envelope Eater of Death (a mysterious entity known to devour any envelope that crossed its path)
- Insurance Policy Disasters
- Office Supplies Gone Wrong
Affected Parties
- Mr. Johnson (CEO of Envelope-456)
- Envelope-456's 500+ employees
- The Envelope Eater of Death
- Local business owners affected by the paperweight
Aftermath
Following an emergency response team's arrival, the area was declared safe, but not before the Envelope Eater of Death was seen fleeing the scene, leaving behind a trail of shredded papers and broken dreams.
Envelope-456 has since rebranded as "Envelope-999", promising a new era of paperweight-free innovation.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.